How to tell if you’re a Stoner
3. If you have to use someone’s else pee, to pass a drug test you’re a stoner.
5. If you get paid on Friday, but call your weedman on Thursday to put your order in you’re a stoner.
6. If you think smoking makes everything 10x better you’re a stoner.
7. If your always stealing lighters and forgetting how you got them you’re a stoner.
8. If you have a marijuana related tattoo you’re a stoner.
9. If you would spend your last $10 on a bag of weed you’re a stoner.
10. If you avoid hanging with people who don’t smoke you’re a stoner.
Some people see stoner as people who are lazy and lack ambition, but that’s just not true with so many successful smoker the public perception is starting to change. Todays smoker are businessmen, musicians, actors and college grads. So the next time someone says stoner are lazy or lacking something. Tell them to take a look around, there are plenty examples of why they don’t know WTF they’re talking about.
10 reasons you’re a stoner