Clearing The Smoke: How to Pass a Marijuana Drug Test

As more and more states legalize marijuana, employers still continue to conduct drug tests for job applicants and employees. If you’re a regular marijuana user, you might be worried about failing a drug test. But, there are ways to pass a marijuana drug test. In this article, we’ll discuss the science behind passing a marijuana drug test, including the different testing forms (hair, mouth, and urine) and home testing kits.

Different Testing Forms: Urine Testing – Urine testing is the most common form of drug testing. When you use marijuana, your body breaks down the THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) into THC metabolites, which are then excreted through your urine. THC metabolites can stay in the urine for up to 30 days, but it can be cleared out faster with detox drinks or pills. These products work by flushing out the THC metabolites from your system, but it’s important to note that they’re not foolproof. It’s also important to drink plenty of water before a urine test to dilute the urine, but don’t drink too much or the sample will be rejected.

Mouth Swab Testing – Mouth swab tests are another form of drug testing. THC is detectable in the saliva for up to 72 hours after use. Brushing your teeth and using mouthwash can help to remove THC from the saliva, but it’s not always effective. Another option is to use a detox mouthwash specifically designed to remove THC from the saliva. These mouthwashes work by breaking down the THC molecules in the saliva, making it harder to detect.

Hair Testing – Hair testing can detect THC use for up to 90 days. The THC metabolites are stored in the hair follicle, so there’s no way to remove them once they’re there. There are some hair detox shampoos available on the market, but their effectiveness is questionable.

Home Testing Kits: Home testing kits can be a helpful tool to check if you’re clean before taking a drug test. These kits are available for urine, saliva, and hair testing. They’re easy to use and provide quick results, but they’re not always accurate. Home testing kits can give a false negative if the THC levels are below the cutoff level, but they can also give a false positive if the kit is faulty.

How I Pass A Urine Test

There are different methods to beating a urine test

First Method Water Overload

This is the easiest and fastest way to pass. You just have to consume a lot of water. You need to pee three times. After that your pee should be clear. Take a B12 vitamin this will turn your pee yellow. If your testing for your PO or the court system. A water overload is considered a fail, for a job its a PASS. When peeing first pee a little in the toilet, just to get anything up front out then pee in the cup. 

Another way is to use different pills to pass a drug test. The problem with pills are they will make you itchy & hot. They force your body to sweat the chemicals out. When committing to any one method make sure to research.

How I pass urine test is I don’t try to clean my system. I don’t have time for all that seriously. What I do is I simply use someone’s else pee.

-First find someone who is drug free easier said than done. lls – Get a small water bottle and have them pee into it. The trick is keeping the pee at 98.6 degrees.

  How to keep your pee at the right temperature. For a male you would just have to wear swim trunks putting the bottle in your pants. By keeping the bottle touching your skin the temperature will remain at 98.6.

For a female you would just put the bottle in between your breast this will also keep the pee at the right temperature.

Be cautious when using someone’s else’s urine for a drug test. In my early 20s I had a drug test for a job and asked a female friend to pee for me and she said ok. On the ride there the plan was we would stop at 7 11 get a bottle of water and she would pee. The problem was on the ride over, her time of the month arrived.

So I couldn’t use her pee. I didn’t have time to really think or do anything. I had around 30 minutes to go get tested. I saw a man pumping his gas I walk up to him telling him the situation. He goes on to tell me he has been sober for 15 years and he understands how hard it is to find a job. So he goes into the bathroom at 7 11 and brings me the bottle.

I go to take the test and a few days later, I get a call saying I failed my drug test. I asked what was in my system, she says that she could only tell me that I failed, I continued to ask her until she told me. She say you failed for cocaine. My jaw hit the floor 🤦🏾.

He had given me a whole speech about how he was clean and at the time I knew cocaine leaves your system in 3 days, so I am like this mfer knew he had just did coke within the pass couple of days and he still gave me his urine. Maybe he was so high he thought he was sober. He did seem like he was sober though😂. So make sure you don’t ask a random person at a gas station. 🤣

Side Note: To employers while were taking our drug test you take yours to