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What’s good, fellow stoners? ISSA Session, so let’s get high. I woke up this morning with a wake & bake on the mind. If you are here, you probably felt the same way. Todays stoner sessions is going to be full of interesting marijuana facts, trippy pictures and just dope stoner content. So grab your supplies spark up & enjoy. If you don’t have tree, you might want to call your weedman. 

Funny Weed Pick Up Lines

  • I don’t need a lighter because you are lit
  • You’re smoking, could I take a puff?
  • It’s like I’ve been waiting on you 4-20 years
  • If you were a joint, I’d roll you over and lick you up and down.Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Do you smoke pot? Because weed look cute together!Hey baby, let’s make like a blunt and roll.I have a huge kush on you.Want to get cough-ee with me?What kind of grinder are you using? Cause you’re extra fine!

    I don’t even need a lighter, you’re already on fire!

Marijuana has been around for thousands of years. Yet society treats her, as if she has just arrived. We are going to look at a few health benefits marijuana is offering.

  • Marijuana is now one of the top ways people are treating and dealing with chronic pain.
  • Studies also shows that marijuana helps people who deal with muscle spasm.
  • The Journal of the American Medical Association reported during a study 5,115 young adults for over 20 years. The study showed that marijuana doesn’t damage your lungs, unless  you smoke tobacco as well. 
  • Marijuana is also being used as a treatment option for people suffering from seizures.

New Innovations & Business Development Within The Marijuana Industry

So by now we are all familiar with Uber. There are two main companies becoming the Uber of weed. Eaze & GreenRush both offers clients the ability to have weed delivered to their homes or offices. Local dispensaries are also using these two companies, to better serve their customers. 

For growers there are a lot of companies to aid in managing product and data. Flowhub is leading the wave for managing inventory and compliance for grow facilities. Flowhub syncs all state regulations into your system. This helps bartenders manage products, sales and generates visual data. 

 

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Eyechronic is a tech company offering TV-friendly marijuana ad spots and in store advertising. Your able to create creative menus, educational content and even PSAs. Eyechronic goal is to help marijuana related business reach and capture their audiences.  Source 

Have you ever wondered, where the term 420 came from? Then checkout the below video.

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A college in California, the UC San Diego is offering cannabis users, the ability to participate In a paid study. The study aims to see how marijuana affect your ability to drive. Participants will be given marijuana and then asked to drive a simulated car. Candidates will receive $50 for an initial appointment and $180 after. Would you sign up for this study? 

N.J. Legal weed plan would remove limit on weed shops-Things to watch stoned on YouTube

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Crazy Stoner Confessions

  • I just searched my room for a lighter for about 20 mins, with the lights off using my lighter to see. That high
  • I felt bad my cat didn’t have a mom so I licked her head like her mother would have done. That high
  • Was at McDonald’s and was trying to substitute my drink for another burger. That high
  • I was eating cereal and blew on it to cool it down. That high

 

Smoking weed motivational quotes

  • Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny. – C.S. Lewis
  • Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. – Newt Gingrich
  • I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. — Stephen Covey

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