Stoner Confessions, High On Weed Stories
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One time i fix a bowl of cereal not realizing I was eating from the cat bowl. I laughed for about an hour.
Tried to watch Memento with about 6 other people. About half an hour in, someone pointed out that it was on mute. None of us had noticed.
I was eating cereal and i blew on it to cool it down.
Thought i heard Morgan Freeman narrating my life while i was in my bathroom. Turned out to be my roommate watching Bruce Almighty.
Was stepping in to take a shower. one foot in i stopped and asked myself. Am i getting in or out.
I was looking for my phone for a good 20 minutes. I just found it in the fridge.
The first time i used a bong i thought you drank the water inside…I was wrong
I ran out of rolling paper. Lit the whole thing on fire and wasted a ton o f weed. I know dumb.
I took a bong rip that made me cough and choke so much that i injured my ribs. I’ve been smoking for years.
I was so high last night i accidentally through my bag of weed in the kitchen trash. Took me 2 hours to find it today.
We were so high that we made a 14 page power point on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
Went to communication class, teacher asked me to do a quick introduction speech. I said “hi my name is”; laughed for 2 min,
apologized, walked out and immediately dropped the class.
Driving around smoking blunt, realized there was a cop in front of me so i followed him around for over 20 mins so he couldn’t pull me over.
I got so high last night we search for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look.
My apartment manager came to address a complaint about a weed smell, i denied it at first but was so high i forgot the joint was still in my hand. I might be getting evicted.
I got so high once that i forgot the word dad so i used man mom instead.
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