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1. “I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here.” — Willie Nelson
- “Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.” — Jay Leno
“When I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” — Barack Obama
“To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.” — Bill Hicks
“I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.” — Andy Warhol
“Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see.” — Thomas Jefferson
“It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics … dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey — it’s an assistant — a friend.” — Louis Armstrong
“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.” — Ronald Reagan
“Make the most of the Indian Hemp Seed and sow it everywhere.” — George Washington
“There are only two kinds of dealers. Those who need forklifts, and those who don’t.” — Tom Forcade
“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties, I tested everything.” — Bill Lee
“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits — and millions of Americans agree with me.” — Hunter S. Thompson
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